Man # 2: She’s an angry woman.
Man # 1: I’d be angry if I was that fat, too.
Man # 2: {laughing, but looking around} Careful who hears you say something like that.
Man # 1: What? There’s no one fat like that here.
Man # 2: Still.
Man # 1: Why would anyone care? I’m not talking about them.
Liz: Perhaps because it’s rude and ignorant.
Man # 1: Hey - I’m entitled to have an opinion.
Liz: Some opinions are best kept to yourself.
Man # 1: You obviously don’t have a problem speaking up, so don’t lecture me, lady.
Liz: Excuse me, but do you hear me telling anyone that you probably have a preadolescent penis to match your attitude?
Man # 2: {snickering}
Liz: Oops.
Man # 1: {mouth open, nothing coming out}
Liz: Yes, yes. I know. I’m a “bitch.”
Man # 2: {full on laughing}
You're my hero.
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